I'M BAD.

WHILE BEGGING AROUND NOON TODAY IN A DELI...

I APPROACHED A BEER DRINKER WHOM I COULD TELL HAD A FEW...

AND WHO WAS WEARING A REALLY BRIGHT SHIRT...

AND SAID, "BECAUSE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY CELEBRATING NEON GREEN T-SHIRT DAY, HOW 'BOUGHT HELPING ME OUT WITH SOME CHANGE SO I CAN GET A PIECE OF CHICKEN?"

MOST LIKELY KNOWING I WAS LYING...

ALSO KNOWING IT REALLY IS GROUND HOG DAY...

HER REACTION WAS... "BUG OFF, MATE!... IN MUCH STRONGER WORDS.

YEAH, I'M BAD.