I HEARD C-SPAN IS SHOWING A CONVERSATION BETWEEN DICK CHENEY AND HIS DAUGHTER LIZ.

THAT'S NICE. BUT NEXT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE ONE BETWEEN DICK CHENEY AND HIS DAUGHTER MARY.

BUT I'M DREAMING, RIGHT?

DICK... BEING THE FORMER MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD -WHILE RUNNING THE BUSH PRESIDENCY, ANTI-GAY, AND A REPUBLICAN...

HE ISN'T ALLOWED TO APPEAR WITH HIS GAY DAUGHTER.